1 . I bet I can kiss you without our lips touching!
(oh yeah?)
*kiss her*
Oh well, guess i lost!
2. Wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo until I google all over your facebook?
3. You must be a chicken farmer , because you're pretty good at raising cocks...
4. Do you work at subway? Cause you just gave me a foot long!
5. Excuse me, can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
6. Hi, I'm a fireman and I'm here to put out the fire in your panties.
7. I'm and astronaut and my next trip is to URanus!
8. You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.
9. Why dont you come back to my place and play house... you'll be the door and I'll slam you...
10. Fuck me if I'm wrong but, is your name Chuck?
11. How was Heaven when you left it?
12. Excuse me, do you have a map?
(Why?)
I'm lost in your eyes!
13. I just wet my pants, can I get into yours?
14. Your clothes would match my bedroom floor perfectly!
15. Is your dad a boxer, because you sure are a knock out !
16. I have a magic watch that really talks to me! No seriously! Its telling me something right now!
(put watch to ear)
It says you're not wearing underwear, is that true?
(no.)
Oh it must be an hour fast!
17. Im not Fred Flintstone, but i can make your bedrock...
18. Could you give me your gynecologist's phone number so I can lick his finger?
19. Hey you've got some nice legs...
What time do they open?
20. Hey my socks are having a party...
Do your pants want to come down?
21. Gurl you wanna play lion tamer? We'll get down on all fours and I will stick my head in your mouth
22. Are you wearing space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
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